winniethepoohheritageposts:

writterings:

writterings:

one time i went up to my friend (also my coworker) and gave him hug from behind and just like held him there for a moment and our one regular client walked in and was like “huh….so are you guys like….winnie the pooh and piglet?” and i lost my fucking mind. what does that mean. i also said yes and that i was pooh.

me and this coworker are now dating and the same client client came into today and was like “sooo winnie the pooh and piglet?” again so we asked him what he meant and apparently those were the only two male fictional characters he could think of that hug

winnie the pooh heritage post

sabertoothwalrus:

birbologist:

my wife, upon learning that pubes can be straight: Thats not bush,,, thats just grass

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herbertwestapologistarchive:

u ever see a character that’s so much Your Type it makes u genuinely mad at ur own predictability

the-real-seebs:

phalloids:

phalloids:

ellynneversweet:

afloweroutofstone:

Obsessed with the DC tourist asking for clubs with a “no ugly people allowed” policy that plays house

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Is this person NYC or LA? Place your bets

#if sir Walter elliot used reddit (@spookyohan)

oh my god this is me. i was addicted to designer amphetamines and completely delusional at the time of writing this. i had lost forty pounds and thought i was hot shit. i thought i was the reincarnation of Kurt Vonnegut. this was serious, and my friends laughed when they saw this go viral on twitter. it made me realize i had issues and im sober now. im also shocked i managed to stay employed at that time. To answer your question: im from LA but I grew up all around. I was living between Baltimore and NYC at the time. My mom is a beautiful Italian woman (Milan by way of Bolzano) and my dad is an insufferable Mexican from Montreal.

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fwiw, my Reddit was suspended for this, im doing a lot better now, life is good, and im really happy :)

this is the most viscerally effective anti-drug PSA i’ve ever seen, not least because i think it’s plausibly true, unlike the ones i normally see

smokedsugar:

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I could never leave this site

hellyesbro:

conarcoin:

conarcoin:

neopets forum posts i reference all the time but nobody gets

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here are some more really good neoboards screenshots

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how could you forget

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doozclops:

Unfriendly reminder that all you idiots being like “yeah just pirate media now, fuck corporations!” posting links and just openly telling people where to download pirated media are why it’s so hard to find safe, working sites for it anymore.

I’ve been doing this shit for over 20 years and the availability has gone down as it’s become more mainstream. The more you publicly talk about all these sites the less there are. Shut up. Tell people in private or don’t tell them at all.

omomix:

omomix:

misc6x6:

sleepy-bebby:

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Baby Clifford & baby Snoopy

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it was just a misunderstanding

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post-timeskip

spiffybug:

bodhimcbodeface:

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I need a Thank u Mr Terry tag

#thank you mr terry#thinking something isn’t doing it and doing is all people see#and deep down it means that when the ugly thought reared its head to be realized#you stood up in front of that ugly hurtful thought and said ‘sit down’

Pardon me, but I needed to read your tags tonight.

dipsybelle:

dunkstein:

Do your part to support japanese artists on tumblr by following the らくがき (doodle) tag so you see newly uploaded pieces of art that often get 0-5 notes at best

Nice!

Also rkgk (english style abbreviation of rakugaki (doodle)), thanks to @lycocarpum and @solarpoolsystem!
And イラスト (illust[ration]), thanks to @bones-airstrike!

Skimming through those tags, I also saw a fair amount of activity under オリジナル (original), and 創作 (creation).