juicemetal:

juicemetal:

juicemetal:

sometimes i think the only difference between me and my dad is that i think everyone on tv is gay and he thinks they’re all secret assassins

*character trying to get overly close to another character very quickly*

me: and its because theyre GAY t4t and GAY

my dad: they’re gonna kill them!!!!!!!! they have a secret gun!!!!! there’s poison in the drink!!! knife in the lipstick!!!

u can imagine killing eve went down a treat with both of us

boviboy:

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red truth

gaynfl:

your-sleep-paraylis-demon:

gaynfl:

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

OK OK. UH UHHHH….. KILL?

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ci4nna:

do job interviewers know we’re all going to die one day

pigswithwings:

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how it feels rn

pigswithwings:

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how it feels rn

skyrim-forever:

The worst characters are the ones were you only get like three pieces of lore about them but the lore is so fascinating and hits your brain at just the right angle to have you behaving like a feral dog in front of your conspiracy theory cork board

tibetanquaaludes:

the first rule of being on the internet is you should have other stuff going on, besides being on the internet

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

Like for real I’ve been wondering this for a while. I’m pretty sure not everyone has a pyjamas for every night of the week and presumably noone is putting worn pyjamas back in the drawer. Where are you guys putting them?? Under pillow?? Just strewn about bedroom???

I think absolutely everyone on this post’s pyjama habits are absolutely mental, including my own. Perhaps there is simply no good answer here.

hymneminium:

shieldfoss:

anglerflsh:

anglerflsh:

University really is about looking at the worst pdf known to man huh

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the professor uploaded this sideways. I’m sparing you at least that bit

Image from the best pdf I ever saw, [Elliot 2025]:

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[Elliot 2050] - The Utterly Unhinged Elamo-Minoan Hypothesis https://www.academia.edu/128559713

Fig 2: Undergrads will cite this version of the table because I took the time to make it nice, copy-pastable Unicode text freely posted to the internet and not a blurry pirate jpeg of a scan of a mimeograph of a soggy manuscript found at the bottom of a well on the Moon.ALT