sometimes i think the only difference between me and my dad is that i think everyone on tv is gay and he thinks they’re all secret assassins
*character trying to get overly close to another character very quickly*
me: and its because theyre GAY t4t and GAY
my dad: they’re gonna kill them!!!!!!!! they have a secret gun!!!!! there’s poison in the drink!!! knife in the lipstick!!!
u can imagine killing eve went down a treat with both of us
red truth
STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!
OK OK. UH UHHHH….. KILL?
do job interviewers know we’re all going to die one day
how it feels rn
how it feels rn
The worst characters are the ones were you only get like three pieces of lore about them but the lore is so fascinating and hits your brain at just the right angle to have you behaving like a feral dog in front of your conspiracy theory cork board
the first rule of being on the internet is you should have other stuff going on, besides being on the internet
Like for real I’ve been wondering this for a while. I’m pretty sure not everyone has a pyjamas for every night of the week and presumably noone is putting worn pyjamas back in the drawer. Where are you guys putting them?? Under pillow?? Just strewn about bedroom???
I think absolutely everyone on this post’s pyjama habits are absolutely mental, including my own. Perhaps there is simply no good answer here.
University really is about looking at the worst pdf known to man huh
the professor uploaded this sideways. I’m sparing you at least that bit
Image from the best pdf I ever saw, [Elliot 2025]:
[Elliot 2050] - The Utterly Unhinged Elamo-Minoan Hypothesis https://www.academia.edu/128559713








